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Posted February 7, 2013 by Hunter in Funny / Interesting
 
 

How to Say “Hello World” In Various Languages – A Funny Approach

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It’s been 39 years, and still we honor Kernigham’s greatest contribution
to computer science: the Hello World program. The classic

main()
{
printf(“hello, world”);
}
has been translated into trillions upon trillions – okay, maybe just thousands -
of languages by geeks like you and me. Some are simple, like Python -

print ‘hello, world!’

and some are complex, like Python 3.x -

print(‘hello, world!’)

while yet others are just downright incomprehensable -

But there are those who have traveled Willy Wonka’s boat and wrote a language
inspired by the trip – there are those who have gone tumbling down the rabbit
hole and come back with a new language – there are those who seem aflicted with
a double portion of the curse of Babel – and these I have collected here. The
following is a list of Hello World programs. On a couple I have made notes.
This list is not comprehensive, since there is such a diversity of intentionally
bizarre languages so as to make a digital philologist drool.

INTERCAL

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1 SUB #6 DO ,1 SUB #7 PLEASE DO ,1 SUB #8 DO ,1 SUB #9 DO ,1 SUB #10 DO ,1 SUB #11 DO ,1 SUB #12 DO ,1 SUB #13 :v
^,_@

Chef

Hello World Souffle.

This recipe prints the immortal words “Hello world!”, in a basically brute force way.
It also makes a lot of food for one person.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl. Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put red salmon into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put water into the mixing bowl. Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl. Put oil into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put lard into the mixing bowl. Put eggs into the mixing bowl. Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl. Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl. Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Shakespeare

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet’s insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer’s
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet’s back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet’s conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia’s conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]

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BRB

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BIO

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0oy;
1ox; //Decrement block x by 1
};
1iy; //Output block y (H)
0iy{ //Reset block y to 0
1oy;
};
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};
0oy;
1iy; //Output block y (e)
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1iy; //Output block y (l)
1iy; //Output block y again
0iy{
1oy;
};
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1iy; //Output block y (space)
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};
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0ix{
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1oy;
1iy; //Output block y (W)
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Argh!

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CRTL

“Hello, world!”;

COW

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obbs["Hello World!"]xx:

HqNinePlueLanguage

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LOLCODE

HAI
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VISIBLE “HAI WORLD!”
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ModulaTwo

MODULE HelloWorld;

FROM InOut? IMPORT WriteString?,WriteLn;
BEGIN
WriteString?(“Hello World!”);
WriteLn;
END HelloWorld.

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Jason

!greeting.
+!greeting : true

LS-DYNA
*KEYWORD
*PART

1 1 1
*SECTION_BEAM
1 1 1.0 2 1
1.0 1.0 0.0 0.0 1 1
*MAT_ELASTIC
1 1.0E-9 1000.0 0.3
*ELEMENT_BEAM
1 1 2 3 1
2 1 3 4 1
3 1 3 6 1
4 1 6 5 1
5 1 8 11 1
6 1 11 12 1
7 1 12 9 1
8 1 9 8 1
9 1 8 7 1
10 1 7 10 1
11 1 14 16 1
12 1 16 15 1
13 1 13 15 1
14 1 15 17 1
15 1 19 21 1
16 1 21 20 1
17 1 18 20 1
18 1 20 22 1
19 1 23 24 1
20 1 24 26 1
21 1 26 25 1
22 1 25 23 1
23 1 27 28 1
24 1 28 29 1
25 1 29 30 1
26 1 30 31 1
27 1 32 33 1
28 1 33 35 1
29 1 35 34 1
30 1 34 32 1
31 1 36 37 1
32 1 37 38 1
33 1 40 42 1
34 1 42 41 1
35 1 39 41 1
36 1 41 43 1
37 1 44 45 1
38 1 45 47 1
39 1 48 47 1
40 1 47 46 1
41 1 46 44 1
*NODE
1 0.0 0.0 1.0
2
3 0.0 2.0
4 0.0 4.0
5 2.0
6 2.0 2.0
7 3.0
8 3.0 1.0
9 3.0 2.0
10 5.0
11 5.0 1.0
12 5.0 2.0
13 6.0
14 6.0 4.0
15 7.0
16 7.0 4.0
17 8.0
18 9.0
19 9.0 4.0
20 10.0
21 10.0 4.0
22 11.0
23 12.0
24 12.0 2.0
25 14.0
26 14.0 2.0
27 16.0 2.0
28 16.5
29 17.0 1.0
30 17.5
31 18.0 2.0
32 19.0
33 19.0 2.0
34 21.0
35 21.0 2.0
36 22.0
37 22.0 2.0
38 24.0 2.0
39 25.0
40 25.0 4.0
41 26.0
42 26.0 4.0
43 27.0
44 28.0
45 28.0 2.0
46 30.0
47 30.0 2.0
48 30.0 4.0
*END
MAMASH

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ID& HELLO_WORLD YED ‘HELLO WORLD’ .

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MOV 0,2458
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MOV 0,2459
MOV 0,2459
MOV 0,2459
MOV 0,2459
MOV 0,2460
MOV 0,2465
MOV 0,2471
MOV 0,2471
MOV 0,2471
MOV 0,2479
MOV 0,2482
MOV 0,2484
MOV 0,2484
MOV 0,2484
MOV 0,2486
MOV 0,2486
MOV 0,2486
MOV 0,2486
MOV 0,2488
MOV 0,2493
MOV 0,2493
MOV 0,2493
MOV 0,2493
MOV 0,2497
MOV 0,2556
MOV 0,2559
MOV 0,2560
MOV 0,2565
MOV 0,2570
MOV 0,2575
MOV 0,2578
MOV 0,2585
MOV 0,2588
MOV 0,2589
MOV 0,2592
MOV 0,2593
MOV 0,2596
MOV 0,2597
MOV 0,2603
MOV 0,2605
MOV 0,2608
MOV 0,2667
MOV 0,2670
MOV 0,2671
MOV 0,2676
MOV 0,2681
MOV 0,2686
MOV 0,2689
MOV 0,2696
MOV 0,2699
MOV 0,2700
MOV 0,2703
MOV 0,2704
MOV 0,2707
MOV 0,2708
MOV 0,2714
MOV 0,2716
MOV 0,2719
MOV 0,2778
MOV 0,2778
MOV 0,2778
MOV 0,2778
MOV 0,2778
MOV 0,2779
MOV 0,2779
MOV 0,2779
MOV 0,2782
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MOV 0,2792
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MOV 0,2919
MOV 0,2922
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MOV 0,2933
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MOV 0,3027
MOV 0,3028
MOV 0,3030
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MOV 0,3040
MOV 0,3103
MOV 0,3106
MOV 0,3107
MOV 0,3107
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MOV 0,3108
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MOV 0,3109
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LITURGY:
PRAY “Hello World!”
AMEN.


Hunter